Drum Set Jokes

Drummers tend to be the target of many jokes. Some are funny, some are not. Some drummer jokes are so popular that they never die. They have been around for decades. Here are a few of the best ones.

There once was a boy who lived in a house with a drum set on the front porch. Every time the wind blew, the drums would beat. The pounding would wake up the whole neighborhood. The neighbors complained so he moved to a new home. He lived there for awhile and then the same thing happened. The drummers on the front porch were making so much noise he had to move out again.

A drummer has one of the simplest jobs in the world. All he does is hit things with sticks. This makes them the perfect target for jokes. They are always being made fun of, but they don’t care. They don’t know it but they’re laughing inside. The drummers don’t understand why the rest of the band members have to put up with all the rude jokes about them.

Drummers are usually the first to show up for rehearsal. They’re also the band’s librarian, responsible for putting out the sheet music. Then the guitarists arrive. They’re used to being treated like royalty by the musicians they hang out with, so when a drummer starts talking trash about them, they don’t take it too well. The drummers also don’t appreciate it when the bass player locks his keys in his car, and takes an hour to get them out.

A good comedian knows how to use drummer jokes to get bigger laughs. They can be a bit crude, but they’re very effective. The reason they work so well is that most people have a drum in their home, or at least have heard of someone who does. The jokes will resonate with the audience because they’re so familiar.

The next time you need a laugh, check out a few of these drum set jokes. You might be surprised at how many of them you’ve actually heard before! You can find more jokes in the JOKE SECTION of this website. And don’t forget to take a look at our Free Drum Lessons! We have over 500 of them.